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He took a sip, and proceeded to throw the bottle and the entire case out of the window.His response to the boggled looks of the others was, "In Russia, we have lots of these." The Pole, thinking quickly, picked up the Russian and threw him out the window.
While a bit silly, this seemed like a good solutions to all parties involved. The Russians wasted no time and spent months searching the world to find the meanest, most vicious dog that they could.The American man pulled out a case of the finest cigarettes, took one drag on it, and proceeded to throw both the cigarette and pack out the window.His response to the shocked looks of the others was, "In America, we have lots of these." The Russian man, not to be outdone, pulled out a case of premium Russian vodka.He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time.The day of the summoning arrives, and only three warriors present themselves. He opened a matchbox to release a fly into the air.
The minute the Russian dog came near the American dog, the little dachshund opened his mouth and gobbled down the Russian dog in one bite. "But we spent five years training and breeding our dog to be the biggest, meanest dog ever!